Put Your Shoes on!!!

“Put Your Shoes On”

 This Blog Post is dedicated to Florida Kat.

 So, During this long flight I have not been able to sleep, at all, I also have not been able to focus on a game, movie or anything for that matter. I have enjoyed getting up and walking around the plane. I love how there are two aisles and that I am in the back of the plane. This makes it easier to get up and walk laps around. You see I am able to get up and walk through the little “flight attendant’s kitchen”, which leads you around the last row of seats. I then walk down the aisle on the other side. When I get about halfway way through the economy section there is a split that has a 2 potties and a little “wall” splitting the economy section in half.  I then walk through this little “hallway” and walk back up the other aisle and repeat it few time. I usually stop along the way and chat with Houston Katie, Maddi, or Kat. I will also usually make some sort of contact with Stefanie.(Her name isn't Tiffany)

Let me back up a bit…

So when I first got on the plan I made myself comfy. I put my “Park Swim” sweats back on over my shorts but kept my sweatshirt off. I also took my sneakers off so I could sit like a “pretzel.”  I couldn't really find a place for my sneakers under the seat in front of me so I placed them under the front part of my seat. Now, because the BUTTHOLE in front of me has his seat back so far(Still) I am unable to reach my sneakers  under my seat without getting stuck. SO…

Every time I have gotten up to walk around the plane I have just worn my socks. SHUT UP! I know it’s gross if you think about it, but just don’t think about it! Because I didn’t. They are socks. They can be washed. If you think it’s still gross look up Thailand Toilets, That’s what I’ll be using for the next to two weeks…Do you still think it’s gross? Yea, I that’s what I thought!
  Anyways, each time I have walked around I have NEVER been told to put shoes on NOT once. The only thing I was told was that I could only lift the window in the “flight attendance area” up to take a picture. Not once was I told to go sit down, nor to put my shoes back on. Well, actually I was asked to return to my seat when the turbulence was SUPER bad. IT actually scared me to the point I cried. I thought we were going to just go down in Canada. Aye? (Sorry I Hadda) Back to the point, I was never told to return to my sea, well at least  when It was safe to be walking or standing around.

Well, That wasn't the case with Florida Katie. She got up for the first time to stretch. Because she knew that I wasn't able to sit still any longer, and that I can’t focus on anything for longer than 10 minutes. She came to talk to me. I’m also in the back of the plane so I have the most room by me, to be able to stand in the aisles. So, anyhow, Katie walked over to talk to Hailey and I. While she was talking, the a few of the flight attendants were walking around giving us our “snack”. (Turkey Sandwich and VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM!! (YIPPIE!!!) As the attendants came closer to us, Katie moved back into the area flight attendance areas. (There are also two potties back there as well, I think I failed to mention that?) While Katie was back there, the attendant said to be “Head” flight attendant, YELLED at her to “Go Put shoes on!” Well, If the peanutbrained guy would have nicely told her “I’m sorry miss but it’s required that you wear shoes.” Kat would not have freaked out on you, and she WOULD have been a lot nicer. You peanutbrained guy also shouldn't have forced Hailey to take her food when she was sleeping and she wouldn't have crushed it up in her tray!!! DUMMY!!! Well to end this story, Kat is never flying United again!